women, hispanics, gays, the disabled, jews, catholics, newt gingrich's ex-wives, and basically anybody who has never seen an episode of "murder, she wrote." [laughter] let's face it -- the only advantage to being a republican in this town is you get to park in the handicapped space. i do not know why the approval rating for the united states congress is so low when we have not done anything. [laughter] but i will say this -- we just keep on trying. just the other day there the high level meeting. strategize the ways the party can improve its image and become more cutting edge and improve the coolness quotient of republicans. i am not quite sure so many of these ideas are actually going to work. jim sensenbrenner, for instance, -- that is all i have to do, say jim sensenbrenner. i do not even have to finish the joke. [laughter] coolness quotient and jim sensenbrenner, that has never been used in one sentence. he suggested he should be guest starring on an episode of "barney miller." orrin hatch has a new 8-track tape out that he is marketing through woolworth's. he figures people will j